ANALOGY

LIFE OFTEN THROWS YOU A CURVE BALL, BUT, MORE OFTEN, IT'S A SCREWBALL.

POLITICIANS

ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS, BUT, ALL LIARS ARE NOT NECESSARILY POLITICIANS.

OLD CHINESE PROVERB--UPDATED

A JOURNEY OF 1000 MILES STARTS WITH THE FIRST STEP, AND, THREE CREDIT CARDS.

REVOLUTION 2

REVOLUTIONS ARE FUELED BY RISING EXPECTATIONS. THEY SUCCEED OR FAIL BECAUSE THE TRUE BELIEVERS CONTINUE THEIR FANATICISM, OR, MELLOW OUT.

REVOLUTION

THEN: CHAIRMAN MAO: A REVOLUTION IS WON OUT OF A GUN BARREL.

NOW: A REVOLUTION IS WON WITH A BARREL OF OIL. (CURRENTLY, AT $40.00 +)

THE EARLY BIRD

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM. QUERY: WHAT IF YOU ARE THE EARLY WORM?

YOUTH VS OLD AGE

YOUTH IS A TYPE A PERSONALITY. OLD AGE IS A TYPE D- PERSONALITY.