HOTEL HOMILIES # 3

GIVE US A DAY, AND WE WILL MOVE THE HOTEL ACROSS THE STREET FOR YOU.

HOTEL HOMILIES # 2

DON'T LET TEM HIT THE SIDEWALK.

HOTEL HOMILIES # 1

FAKE IT UNITL YOU MAKE IT.

NELSON RULES # 32

THE THOUGHT GIVES RISE TO THE EVENT.

NELSON RULES # 31

WHEN WE HIRED HIM, HE WAS A BALL OF FIRE, BUT, LATER THE FIREBALL BURNED OUT.

NELSON RULES # 30

HE WHO MAKES THE SALES CALLS GETS THE GOLD.

NELSON RULES # 29

IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GOING TO LIVE THIS LONG, I WOULD HAVE HAD A HELL OF A LOT MORE FUN.

NELSON RULES # 28

IT'S BETTER TO BE SOUGHT OUT, THAN FOUND OUT.

NELSON RULES # 27

RIDE THE WINNING HORSE UNTIL HE THROWS YOU OFF.

NELSON RULES # 26

WHEN YOU START BELIEVING YOUR OWN PRESS RELEASES, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.