HOMILY 101
DRUNKS CAN'T TELL TIME.

A life of travel, adventure, business--Hotels and Publishing--and family still drives me. As the philosophers say, Life is not a destination, but a journey.
QUESTION: WHAT IF THE POSTAL SERVICE PAID IT'S CLERKS ON A PIECEWORK BASIS?
ANSWER: AT THE END OF THE DAY, SOME OF THE CLERKS WOULD OWE THE POSTAL SERVICE.