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A life of travel, adventure, business--Hotels and Publishing--and family still drives me. As the philosophers say, Life is not a destination, but a journey.

Monday, January 31, 2005

HOMILY 101

DRUNKS CAN'T TELL TIME.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

GOING POSTAL

QUESTION: WHAT IF THE POSTAL SERVICE PAID IT'S CLERKS ON A PIECEWORK BASIS?

ANSWER: AT THE END OF THE DAY, SOME OF THE CLERKS WOULD OWE THE POSTAL SERVICE.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Q AND A 102

ME: "IS NEAL JACOBS THERE?"

RECEPTIONIST: "MR. JACOBS IS NO LONGER WITH US."

ME: "I DIDN'T REALIZE HE DIED."

Q AND A 101

GROCERY CHECKER: "IS THIS ALL?"

ME: "YOU MEAN ITS NOT ENOUGH?"