BUSINESS 101

SALES VOLUME COVER UP EVERY OPERATING SIN.

INTELLIGENCE

YOU CAN'T TEACH SMART.

CHILD'S PLAY

CHILD'S PLAY IS A PRELUDE TO ADULT WORK.

LIES

THE THREE BIGGEST LIES OF THE 21ST CENTURY ARE:
 
1.  WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY ON YOUR TELEPHONE BILL.  (ALL TELEPHONE COMPANIES)
 
2.  I CAN MAKE YOU MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.  (ALL STOCKBROKERS)
 
3.  WE CAN OFFER YOU A CREDIT CARD RATE OF 7.9 %.  (ALL CREDIT CARD COMPANIES)

ARROGANCE

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW.

SHELVES

YOU CAN'T MAKE SALES FROM EMPTY SHELVES IN A STORE.

PERSONNEL

THOSE WHO REFUSE TO CHANGE PERSONNEL, ARE CONDEMNED TO THE STATUS QUO.

POLITICIANS

YOU ARE A SENIOR CITIZEN IF YOU REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING POLITICIANS:

A. PRESIDENT HARRY S. TRUMAN

B. SENATOR JOSEPH MCCARTHY

C. GOVENOR GEORGE WALLACE

QUEST

IN YOUTH, THE QUEST IS FOR LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND MONEY. IN OLD AGE, THE QUEST IS FOR GOOD HEALTH. NAMELY, A CURE FOR ARTHRITIS AND FADING EYESIGHT, AND A SENIOR ENERGY DRINK.

SPORTS TEAMS

YOU ARE A SENIOR CITIZEN IF YOU CAN REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING TEAMS:

A. BROOKLYN DODGERS

B. MINNEAPOLIS LAKERS

C. MILWAUKEE BRAVES

STOCK

EMPTY SHELVES IN A STORE PRODUCE NO REVENUE.